Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Bad Things to be Awakened By

1. The bulk of Jim Belushi's gut as he sleepily rolls over and puts an arm around you
2. Cats jumping on your groin
3. The sound of a wolf tearing your tent open
4. Fox news
5. Your hangover
6. Rumbling guts
7. The smell of napalm in the morning
8. The anesthetic running out
9. Rats
10. Spontaneous combustion

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