Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Slogans Rejected by the Twin Cities Tourism Board

1. It's not that cold. Don't be such a pussy.
2. We guarantee we smell better than Sioux City.
3. You know we're a big city because our cab drivers are shitty!
4. Minneapolis- home of the passive-aggressive skyway busker.
5. Putting the "great" in "great plains!"
6. St. Paul- closed at 5 PM.
7. Just be glad you're not in Omaha.
8. Hey, what the fuck did you expect? This ain't Vancouver.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home