Friday, November 12, 2004

The Riddler Hangs It Up

Seems to be superheroes week at McSweeney's.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Pille's Amazing Secrets Revealed!

Here's an article in the newest Rift wherein I spill my guts about what various songs are actually about.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Bad Things to be Awakened By

1. The bulk of Jim Belushi's gut as he sleepily rolls over and puts an arm around you
2. Cats jumping on your groin
3. The sound of a wolf tearing your tent open
4. Fox news
5. Your hangover
6. Rumbling guts
7. The smell of napalm in the morning
8. The anesthetic running out
9. Rats
10. Spontaneous combustion

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Slogans Rejected by the Twin Cities Tourism Board

1. It's not that cold. Don't be such a pussy.
2. We guarantee we smell better than Sioux City.
3. You know we're a big city because our cab drivers are shitty!
4. Minneapolis- home of the passive-aggressive skyway busker.
5. Putting the "great" in "great plains!"
6. St. Paul- closed at 5 PM.
7. Just be glad you're not in Omaha.
8. Hey, what the fuck did you expect? This ain't Vancouver.
Superheroes in the Twin Cities

I have a thing up at McSweeney's again, this time about superheroes in Minneapolis and St. Paul; I actually originally wrote it for the Feline here, but sent it over there on a whim. Between that being up and seeing The Incredibles this weekend, I'm feeling unusually Super.